Summary[]
One night Jimmy is woken by Beezy at his window, who needs his help; his house is haunted by a ghost! The boys head into Beezy's place where it is completely filled with garbage. Jimmy starts to doubt a ghost is really there until he sees the hauntings with his own eyes and the two terrified boys run over to get Heloise to help them. Heloise deputizes Jimmy and has him make note of what he sees while she gets her flail out and ready to smack the ghost. The trio find the ghost inside of Beezy's cupboard, who claims that Beezy did this to him but the Heinous has no clue what the ghost is talking about.
Lucius is awakened by the commotion outside his house with the ghost chasing Beezy and Heloise chasing the ghost. Lucius see's an opportunity to milk the ghost for new misery inc products and schemes to catch it for himself. Jimmy overhears Lucius's plans and tries to get Beezy to help the ghost, though instead he tells his dad the ghost is in his house. Lucius gets his army ready to capture the ghost while Jimmy tries to persuade the spirit to leave. The ghost (named Wayne) reveals he is haunting Beezy because he never eats the crust of his pizza, Jimmy realizes the only way to save Wayne is for Beezy to eat him.
Lucius and Heloise bust in ready for the ghost but Wayne has already been devoured by Beezy. Lucius goes back to bed and Heloise is sad she didn't get to smack any ghosts, Jimmy offers to let her smash the radio from earlier and she accepts and gleefully smashes it.
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- Beezy/Lucius: I've got to stop falling asleep to Ghoul F.M.